AISubs v3.7
I'm going to eat it now.
Now, it's started, Kuss.
Today, we have a guest again.
Let me introduce you.
Misaki Soezimax, please!
I'm Makaki Soezimax!
Speaking of Soezimax...
It's you again, Ijiri-san.
I'm one of the three people who made the DVD for the 25th anniversary.
You came last time, too.
At that time, Soezimax told me to watch the show.
I knew you had a channel.
I got a message from one of my fans.
Ijiri-san said, "I'm putting out Soezimax's name."
I thought I should go and watch it right away.
I was wondering where it was.
When I saw it, I thought it was coming out.
I was so moved that I DMed Kusuu-san.
I got a DM from Kusuu-san.
Most of the messages I got were fraudulent.
You're the only one who got a correct message.
I'm glad.
95% of my channels are men-only.
I didn't get any messages from women.
I was wondering if it was true.
I thought it was fake.
I haven't seen you for years.
How old were you?
I was about 21 or 20 years old.
It says it was released in 2013.
I think it was summer of the previous year.
I was 19 years old.
I'm 27 years old now.
It was 1993, wasn't it?
Yes.
It was the last song released in 2013.
It's been about ten to twenty years.
It's been seven years, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
I didn't know you were that old.
I was surprised.
It's been a while.
You've grown up, haven't you?
I've grown up.
I'm 27 years old now.
I've grown up.
That's right.
I became an entertainer at the age of 27 and developed my tongue at the age of 27.
I remember you licking my lip cream a lot.
Did you do that, too?
I didn't do it on TV.
I didn't do it on TV, but Hori decided to do it.
On a show?
Yes, on a show.
He was digging into my bag in the dressing room.
What do you mean?
At that time, there was a reaction novel in my bag, and Okada was the main character of it.
I remember that.
I remember that, but did I lick your lip cream?
You licked it.
Did I?
Yes.
There's no one else who licked it but me.
I'm sorry.
Once again, I'm not an adult at all.
I'm wearing it with the image of that time.
That's right.
What kind of character should I be today?
I was asked to do a little bit of commitment.
I was told to speak like Danmitsu-san of the main family.
I couldn't speak much.
Is this normal?
This is normal.
That's why I told the manager earlier.
Which one should I go with today?
Is it okay to say it initially?
Ennis.
Is this okay?
Yes, it is.
Is Ennis-san's song okay?
This is it.
Actually, I couldn't help it because I wanted to talk.
Oh, I see.
I'm glad you're doing this.
I'm like this.
There's a DVD in Horiporo's warehouse.
It's in Ijiri Okada's ball.
Seven years ago, I didn't look for where I went in my room.
I came a little earlier today and looked back at it in the dressing room.
Oh.
Sojima-san himself didn't look back.
But I always put it carefully in the TV diner's CD rack.
But you didn't put it out.
I didn't put it out.
Did you see it once?
I saw it once.
I saw it at the time.
But I don't remember much.
Right?
I saw it when it was just made at the time.
Maybe I saw it when it was just made at the time.
I unsealed it again and saw it today.
Did you see it?
From 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's not something you can see at 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
I thought it was so erotic.
It's terrible.
I saw it a lot.
I made my debut when I was in middle school.
When I was a high school student, gravure itself was at the level of a photo session, so it was the first time in the world for me to do it when I was 19 years old.
So the dvd is not so much ... It's the second one.
Really? I just saw it at 12 o'clock today, but it's already a veteran!
The second one is a veteran's dignified expression, dignified pose, and acting. I don't remember it at all!
Once again, for those of you who are watching this, I would like you to take a look at it. It's a little running earlier, it's fast forwarded.
Do you know the title of this? Yes. What? "Ah, it's already like that." That's right!
By separating this, my imagination has increased a little. I was surprised. "Ah, it's already like that." Look at me! I'm in the opening! I'm in the opening!
That's amazing! I'm a director, but I'm in it! What did I do! All of this is in front of me!
I'm a patient who comes to Misaki Soejima's "hypnosis counselor" .
Oh, Ii-san is a patient! I can't tell you that Misaki- chan will give you a hypnosis, can I?
Ii-san? Now, here's the problem. Do you remember?
What did you use for hypnosis x tools? Wait a minute! It should have been weird! That's right, that's right! It was weird.
To put it metaphorically, in the early days of Showa era in the past, you would sleep like this with a 5-yen coin attached to a thread. What did you put on the end of this thread to make me sleep?
It's folk art! But why is it like this? I often sell it at souvenir shops.
Tataruma? Close! Three letters! From here! From here! It's easy if you say it like this! Kokeshi! That's right! Correct!
Kokeshi futsuten! Kokeshi this! Kokeshi this!
It's funny! It's funny!
And I sleep smoothly. There are many patterns from here. After Soejima-sensei made me sleep in Kokeshi, all my delusions in my dream were widened and in the end I woke up.
My delusions were too great. After this, it was hot in the summer at the folk house. Do you remember what you ate at Engawa? Watermelon! That's right!
It's slimy!
No, you can't make it sticky.
But you wore a beautiful kimono, right?
Do you remember wearing a kimono?
You ate watermelons there and went to Misaki, who was playing with things in Engawa.
Someone came to the entrance and said "tonton".
It's me.
What kind of job did I do?
Table tennis?
No!
What is it?
Is it such a strange job?
It's a home delivery.
Home delivery!
You're here to sell things, aren't you?
I can't think of anything.
You go to a home delivery shop for underwear.
Ah!
So you come to a home delivery shop for underwear, and you usually refuse.
"It's fine," you say, and they just give you one.
Are you stupid?
Don't you remember that?
You give out a lot of deliveries, don't you?
I only do it for three times.
Three times in a row?
Then you should remember it!
One for three times in a row!
Like Toda-neechan.
Right.
She's given out dozens of them, so you don't know.
Right, I remember it a little.
I put a fierce lingerie on the table with my underwear for sale.
Then she said, "This is no good for me anymore."
"What kind of lingerie do you want?" I asked her.
Then she said, "This kind of lingerie."
Then she took off her clothes in the laundry room.
Isn't it terrible?
After that, I asked if there was anyone in this Japanese room who wanted to shoot.
There was only a wardrobe in this limited Japanese room.
She took out her wardrobe like this and attacked me from behind.
Do you remember that scene?
Next, I went to a hot spring in Shizuoka called AMAGISSO, which was a location for a movie called "TERMAI ROMAE".
I went down from the inn and saw a waterfall.
Do you remember the waterfall?
She was in the hot spring bath.
I corrected my voice and said, "No! Why are you coming in?"
I said, "Because I'm married."
That's amazing.
I don't know what happened after that.
I didn't know what she said.
I was surprised and hit her in the back.
What is that situation?
That's nice.
I wasn't the only one who stayed.
She was staying at the hotel.
It was a day trip.
You were doing a prank on her, weren't you?
A prank?
Didn't you do a prank on her?
I did.
You did, didn't you?
I remember only the child's words.
I was standing next to her in the morning and filming a prank.
Toda Rei has a butt, but Toijima Misaki has a lot of shots in the back.
Rotten Bull.
Is there a shot that Misaki left in this Rotten Bull?
I don't think so.
There's nothing left.
Speaking of which, Misaki, do you remember going to the hot spring with your butt out like this?
I remember it.
Do you remember?
I just turned my butt towards the camera like this.
That's right!
Turn your butt towards the camera and kick it slowly.
Kick it and tell me to come closer.
I see.
There's a cut I wanted to shoot the most in Toijima Misaki's DVD.
How do you cook this magnificent waterfall?
You have to use this scene in Rotten Bull, don't you?
Can you stand up?
When you stand up in Rotten Bull, there's a waterfall right here.
Do you remember?
A magnificent waterfall is flowing from here.
Did you want to shoot that scene?
I don't think anyone has shot this scene in the gravure idol history.
A magnificent waterfall is...
This is what happens when you use a waterfall.
You're doing a great job.
A magnificent waterfall is Goddess.
This is amazing.
What do you think of this scene, Misaki?
I remember I was laughing a lot when I was shooting this scene.
I watch a lot of people's DVDs.
I studied a lot and watched a lot of people's DVDs.
But I don't have that scene in my DVD.
I'm the only one who doesn't have it in my DVD.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
A magnificent waterfall is flowing like this.
I remember that scene very well.
This is amazing.
After this, I'm sorry to say this, but...
A bad trip with the director.
What is that?
After a hot spring trip with the director...
There's a TV program called "Okada Camera" on the top left.
What is "Okada Camera"?
I only shot that scene with Misaki.
I'm an amateur.
When I worked with professional cameramen...
When Mr. Nijiri asked me to shoot this model...
He often said, "It will be a great erotic that we professionals can't think of."
After all, Okada's camera is insanely erotic.
When I was asked to shoot it, I wasn't wearing anything red.
Nijiri Ran.
That's right.
I turned the blanket over and made it a little darker.
I turned it over and took it out of the blanket all the time.
I see.
And you covered my eyes.
Is that so?
You covered my eyes.
And you handed me an ice cube and said, "Misaki, you can act as you like."
You kept giving me an ice cube and licking me.
I can't see it anymore, so I don't know where it's being taken.
I don't know where it's being taken.
The erotic video that only amateurs can shoot is...
At the end, it was terrible.
I was paralyzed.
I was in the dressing room alone for the first time in a long time.
I said, "It's terrible."
The setting was too terrible.
It's terrible.
I said, "It's terrible."
That's how terrible it is.
I was wearing fashionable clothes.
Do you remember my clothes?
Do you remember?
I got a call and it went well.
I remember!
Do you remember?
I remember!
I got insurance money.
And then I came.
I said, "We can finally be together."
You said you got insurance money and came back.
And you put coffee in it and drank it with your favorite coffee.
What would you say?
I'd die.
You'd die.
It's terrible!
I remember it very well.
It's terrible!
I said, "It can't be yours."
And then you said, "I'll let you enjoy it until you can't breathe."
And you took off your clothes erotically.
I thought I was going to die.
In a way, you're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy at the end.
If you think you're going to die while taking off the clothes of the woman you love, it's even worse!
At the end, you say, "How is it?"
I'm going to arrest you.
What is that?
Sneaking!
That's terrible!
Who came up with that idea?
It's not me!
As a comedian, it's not me!
That's terrible!
My acting was also like this.
I was a sneaking.
That's it!
There's a lot of it!
How many minutes is that?
Six hours.
That's it!
It's about one hour and twenty-nine minutes.
I'll look back at it today and say it at the end.
That's terrible!
I didn't look at it myself.
You know the one where three people are together?
I saw that!
You didn't look at me, did you?
I don't think you looked at me.
Take your time and look at it.
For a week.
Look at it one by one.
I talked too much nostalgic stories. Let's summarize the story of the current creator in about 43 seconds with Kaito Man.
It's been such a long time. What kind of thing has changed now? You quit gravure once, didn't you?
I quit it once. I can't put it in as a character called Komitsu for a long time, and I thought I couldn't hold it anymore, but I'm a character who talks like this.
So I thought I'd clean it up once, quit it once, get away, and become free. I haven't really been active for a while.
From there, I got the story of the stage, and from there it gradually came back, and now I'm walking alone as Komitsu again, so I can't be noticed.
When I say, "I'm Soejima Miseki," 50% of people say, "Are you Danmitsu?" 50% of people say, "Are you Komitsu?" 40% of people say, "Are you Soejima?"
I was so sad about it myself. Now I want to fight as Soejima Miseki.
Soejima Miseki's name should match her face and name.
I was on stage until yesterday, and when I entered the rehearsal room, I was told, "You're Komitsu, aren't you?" I thought it would be like that.
I'm happy you know me, but I think it's complicated.
If you didn't know the names Soejima Miseki and Komitsu, you'd be sad.
But I'm happy that you said, "You're Komitsu, aren't you?"
My name hasn't come up yet, but I'm a "tongue" person.
But I'm happy.
"I'm a "tongue" person."
I'm Misaki Soezim, a former Komitsu member.
I'm glad you said that.
One of my names has come up.
Is there an agency that does gravure activities?
I'm the only person in the agency who does gravure activities.
Are you the only one?
I'm the only one.
That's amazing.
I just talked a lot.
If you come again and do gravure activities, is it okay for you to wear a swimsuit?
It's okay at all.
Is it okay?
I'm glad you said that.
It's okay!
Is it okay?
Are you serious?
Is it okay?
Next time, let's do gravure activities.
It's been a while since I came back as a director.
Isn't it time for you to be a cameraman?
Do you want me to be a cameraman?
I want you to be a cameraman.
Let me make a promise.
Is the agency okay?
It's okay, right?
It's okay for you to be there.
Is it okay for you to be there?
It's okay for you to be there.
Have you ever taken a picture of your swimsuit on this channel?
Yes, I have.
It's my first time doing a gravure activity.
It's Misaki Soezim's first time.
Next time, my swimsuit will move.
Please watch it.